So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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