i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
