the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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