morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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