U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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