i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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