where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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