operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Text me some of your sweat
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