i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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