You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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