I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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