You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
