i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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