she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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