Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
