Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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