ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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