Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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