I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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