Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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