look no pants
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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