The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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