if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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