Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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