"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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