also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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