An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
two words: eviction party
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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