do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize