Church boner. Awkwardddd
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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