My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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