Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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