if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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