I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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