When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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