Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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