marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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