we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just want to make out with him forever
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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