Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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