We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm always down for nudity.
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