I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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