My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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