Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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