Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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