Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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