Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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