dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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