I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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