4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You smell like stripper and shame
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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