Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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