So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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