i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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