How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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