Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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