Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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