I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
