it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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